Monday, August 31, 2009

DEATH OF AUTOTUNE.


Once the animal kingdom starts using it, it's over. Young Hova knows what he's talking about.  Somebody better tell Lil' Wayne, rumor is that his Young Money Entertainment already paid 6 figures to sign these cats...


Four whole lines without any of the obvious 'fine feline' and 'pussy' jokes.  Impressed?  We is getting all growed up.


Saturday, August 29, 2009

bPHONE.

Please note; not recommended for use within reach of large primates.

Ready to one-up all those posers with their COLORWARE blackberry's and limited edition iPhone cases?  Want to know how it feels to use a cellphone in Jamaica?

Just watch everyone's jealous faces when you pull out your protective Banana cover!  Don't be afraid, lean back and shout out with pride "Who's laughing now posers?  WHO'S. LAUGHING. NOW?!  That'll learn ya for calling me 'monkeyboy'!..."

Revenge is sweet.

via CELLFOAM

Saturday, August 22, 2009

BETTER OFF DEAD.

Needed proof that it's all done by hand?  Jacob the Murderer collection available now.  Exclusive to 707 in Indonesia.  Call for availability.