YOU CAN BE THE HOFF.
with a floor like that, you can tell it's a classy dealership...Forget buying an S-class... for the low, low price of only US$149,999, you can buy the ultimate in 1982 automobile technology as developed by the infamous Knight Industries.
Not only does this Pontiac Trans Am boast artificial intelligence (KITT), a revolutionary Molecular Bonded Shell (resistant to most known weapons below heavy artillery) a turbine engine (capable of accelerating to 300 mph), and a 'Turbo Boost' for jumping over obstacles, it also allows you to make-believe that you ARE the incredible method actor and multi-million selling rockstar (2 million discs + in Germany) David Hasselhoff, aka the Hoff. Now that's a bargain.
While we're on the subject of the man and myth that is David Hasselhoff, we should probably mention that he's had number one singles in Germany, Austria and Switzerland, has a video in the top 20 of all time on YouTube, has made over US$100,000,000 from Baywatch, and has one of the highest rated albums on Amazon. Gotta recommend checking his album's brilliant Amazon site, full of sarcastic reviews describing the life-changing experience of listening to it, giving 5-star ratings and often deliberately ending with the phrase "the song 'Hot Shot City' is particularly good".
In case you're wondering what sort of tasteless idiot would spend that much cash to drive a car from a tacky 80's TV series (albeit with surprisingly good theme music), we just saw on Cribs the other day that one of the members of N*Sync has one...
{on sale now at KASSABIAN MOTORS}Not only does this Pontiac Trans Am boast artificial intelligence (KITT), a revolutionary Molecular Bonded Shell (resistant to most known weapons below heavy artillery) a turbine engine (capable of accelerating to 300 mph), and a 'Turbo Boost' for jumping over obstacles, it also allows you to make-believe that you ARE the incredible method actor and multi-million selling rockstar (2 million discs + in Germany) David Hasselhoff, aka the Hoff. Now that's a bargain.
While we're on the subject of the man and myth that is David Hasselhoff, we should probably mention that he's had number one singles in Germany, Austria and Switzerland, has a video in the top 20 of all time on YouTube, has made over US$100,000,000 from Baywatch, and has one of the highest rated albums on Amazon. Gotta recommend checking his album's brilliant Amazon site, full of sarcastic reviews describing the life-changing experience of listening to it, giving 5-star ratings and often deliberately ending with the phrase "the song 'Hot Shot City' is particularly good".
In case you're wondering what sort of tasteless idiot would spend that much cash to drive a car from a tacky 80's TV series (albeit with surprisingly good theme music), we just saw on Cribs the other day that one of the members of N*Sync has one...
