YOU CAN BE THE HOFF.

with a floor like that, you can tell it's a classy dealership...

Forget buying an S-class... for the low, low price of only US$149,999, you can buy the ultimate in 1982 automobile technology as developed by the infamous Knight Industries.

Not only does this Pontiac Trans Am boast artificial intelligence (KITT), a revolutionary Molecular Bonded Shell (resistant to most known weapons below heavy artillery) a turbine engine (capable of accelerating to 300 mph), and a 'Turbo Boost' for jumping over obstacles, it also allows you to make-believe that you ARE the incredible method actor and multi-million selling rockstar (2 million discs + in Germany) David Hasselhoff, aka the Hoff. Now that's a bargain.

While we're on the subject of the man and myth that is David Hasselhoff, we should probably mention that he's had number one singles in Germany, Austria and Switzerland, has a video in the top 20 of all time on YouTube, has made over US$100,000,000 from Baywatch, and has one of the highest rated albums on Amazon. Gotta recommend checking his album's brilliant Amazon site, full of sarcastic reviews describing the life-changing experience of listening to it, giving 5-star ratings and often deliberately ending with the phrase "the song 'Hot Shot City' is particularly good".

In case you're wondering what sort of tasteless idiot would spend that much cash to drive a car from a tacky 80's TV series (albeit with surprisingly good theme music), we just saw on Cribs the other day that one of the members of N*Sync has one...

{on sale now at KASSABIAN MOTORS}

AND EVEN MORE BUGATTI.

Supposedly just delivered a few days earlier...

Our third Bugatti post, hopefully if we plug the car enough they'll send us one... Brings a tear to our eye to see this photo - and you were pissed when some guy dinged your door at the mall? The cost to repair this damage could probably buy every trailer in our trailer park.

LEXUS SPY SHOTS.

The latest Lexus SUV spotted doing secret hot weather testing in South Jakarta. Not sure when the official release date for this vehicle is...

DIRTY SOUTH.

Just got sent this photo by one of the crew who's currently driving through the southern USA. Manages to reinforce the Southern stereotype in one shot...

{via AN10E}

THE VEYRON PART II.

After our previous POST showcasing what we thought was the world's ugliest BUGATTI, we now stand corrected. Not sure if Nigo (head honcho of A Bathing Ape) read our blog, but it seems he decided to take up the challenge to make one even uglier and easily succeeded. You know 707 normally loves pink but this is sort of how I'd imagine a car would look if Hello Kitty threw up over it.

Nigo already did something similar to his Rolls Royce Phantom.


{via HIGH SNOBIETY and PIG}