WTF FIRST ANNIVERSARY. HALLOWEEN 3000AD.

Whoop Them Funk.  One year old already...

To celebrate we'll be taking you to a dysfunctional future, where robots rule the planet, and cyborgs hunt humans to extinction...  We'll be taking you to...

H A L L O W E E N  3 0 0 0 A D !

Well, kind of.  Actually we'll be taking over the Jakarta outpost of Paris' Buddha Bar, throwing in some lights and smoke, and flying over a very special guest DJ for the night...

More info coming soon...  Get your robot costume ready.

SUPERMODELS & MELISSA. MELISSA FW09 NOW IN 707.

Kate Moss wears Melissa x Vivienne Westwood "3 Straps Elevated"

Agyness Deyn wears "Ashanti"

MELISSA shoes keep going from strength to strength, with both the old school (Kate) and the new school (Agyness) posing in the new Fall Winter '09 collection...

707 has just received the first delivery of the collection and it's in the store NOW and already selling fast.  We will be carrying almost all the basic styles, as well as collaborations with Vivienne Westwood, the Campana Brothers, Karim Rashid, Alexandre Hercovitch and Isabela Capeto...

Later this week we will be launching the incredible asymmetrical heels designed by Zaha Hadid.  These launched recently in 10 Corso Como, before also being released at Colette in Paris, and Dover Street Market in London. We have EXTREMELY limited stock of this shoe, with only 6 pairs on sale.  For more info call the store and ask for Deka / Nana!

THE STUDIO THAT ANDRE BUILT.

Looks like Shepard Fairey is living pretty large these days with both his creative agency and art studio.  An interesting article in Interior Design magazine...

Speaking of 'hope', we hope that Andre the Giant ("Fezzik, jog his memory") got his cut before heading off to that grand old wrestling ring in the sky.

PRETTY FLASHING LIGHTS.

Just like cop car lights when you're wasted... Sigh, the good ol' days.

If you're as simple minded as we are, then, just like us, all it takes to hold your attention is a bottle of cheap scotch, half a box of animal crackers, and some pretty flashing lights.

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With that in mind, here are some of our favourite plug-ins for one of iTunes most forgotten features, the visualizer...

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MAGNETOSCOPE

PUNKT

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DEATH OF AUTOTUNE. PT 2.

These days you know something has 'jumped the shark' when it gets its own iPhone app...  Fingers crossed this means old-school rap is ready for a comeback.

SIGNS OF THE TIMES.

ONE FINGER ESCAPE.

Brilliant piece of retro-style gaming.  Just navigate to CANABALT in your browser, learn the complicated one-button controls (X=jump) and hit start...

DEATH OF AUTOTUNE.

Once the animal kingdom starts using it, it's over. Young Hova knows what he's talking about.  Somebody better tell Lil' Wayne, rumor is that his Young Money Entertainment already paid 6 figures to sign these cats...


Four whole lines without any of the obvious 'fine feline' and 'pussy' jokes.  Impressed?  We is getting all growed up.

bPHONE.

Please note; not recommended for use within reach of large primates.

Ready to one-up all those posers with their COLORWARE blackberry's and limited edition iPhone cases?  Want to know how it feels to use a cellphone in Jamaica?

Just watch everyone's jealous faces when you pull out your protective Banana cover!  Don't be afraid, lean back and shout out with pride "Who's laughing now posers?  WHO'S. LAUGHING. NOW?!  That'll learn ya for calling me 'monkeyboy'!..."

Revenge is sweet.

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BETTER OFF DEAD.

Needed proof that it's all done by hand?  Jacob the Murderer collection available now.  Exclusive to 707 in Indonesia.  Call for availability.