TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA POODLE.

Our favourite entrant at the Super Groom 2007 competition in Vegas last week. We're convinced it would make the best guard dog ever - would love to see the reaction of a burglar breaking into a house to find this thing running at them across the lawn. Normal guard dogs are scary enough, but one with a protective shell and mad ninja skills? Daaamn.

Another popular entrant was this hot bitch below... The dog is the one in front.

But when the dust and clipped hair settled, the trophy ended up with this dog/horse hybrid. The poodle also did pretty well, ha, ha.